El News Mankey
Um, this place aint been touched in ages, and theres tiny virtual cobwebs everywhere. I meen, the man, he was bored one night, ok, senor. Cannot blame the monkey, nooo.
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The 2nd Royal Guards Artillery (Poetry Division)
See the Lima Lemur, hear it cry.
Mr Thomas Edward Handley.
The Imaginary News Network
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Emotional Zebra
Look! Great! The sun! Aww, that's absolutely brilliant that is. Wow, it's so big and yellow. I love the sun soooo much.
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A brief word of warning : This site might contain things that may offend, assuming you find them offensive. There are words here that I would be shocked to hear from the mouths of filthy dogs.
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The Big Pipe Priest sucks truth through the arse of justice.
Much ado about Woomph.
The Life & Times of A Tractor.
A new thing I haven't written yet.
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The Baboon of Fortune
What will come, and what has been, I do not know, and have not seen, and I'm the Baboon of Fortune.
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You should probably be aware that this place is little but a repository for my late-night boredom (mostly circa 1998), so most of the stuff in here is rubbish. I do enjoy myself though, particularly if I've received a nice picture of a monkey
or a guy playing an accordian, I need more of those. Or perhaps a donkey, wearing a hat. Or an old woman dancing. Or a sheep in a satchel. Or another monkey. Am i still here?