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Lima Lemur WorldLima Lemur World, much like all worlds, brings forth the Lemur to the heads of Patricks in Ohio (or Peru, depending). Though the Lima Lemur may be rare, and the head bare, the Lima Lemur lives in trees and howls, much to Patrick's distress. You may think this does not seem wise, and like the words that sense stop is Lima Lemur World. |
| Warning : The word "Lemur" and the word "Lima" do not mean the same thing. The first is a small, tree-dwelling, nocturnal mammal, the latter, a small, tree-dwelling, nocturnal town in Ohio, or the capital of Peru or something. Confuse them not, for Partick's head is only so sized. |
Forgive the Lima Lemur, it knows so little.
El Lima Lemur says: Here I crouch, the lemur me, atop the shiny head of one superior. Head Lima Lemur am I and yet still I have no Universal Basic Income. Whereas Patrick says: Please remove your Lemur from my head.
Now that you have seen a bunch of Lemurs sitting about showing each other their nads, you must read the script for 'Online Lima Shopping', a play written in french by someone who does not speak french, to be performed alongside the haunting howls of the Indri Indri Lemur of Perinet.
(No Lemurs were harmed intentionally during the making of this script).
Lima Lemur World is not open to the public. When it is, it will offer the following stimulating experiences :
That mouse pointer, to this link, that hate that I feel I for you now trebles with this, that link, that mouse pointer, your click. You come in here, you wanna play Spot the Lima. You think, like this, your little screwy brain, does it tickle? Yeh, come in here then, play the Spot the Lima, like children you are, more than one, six children, no seven, one is very small, you can hardly see him, little tiny eejit, clicking this, that, wants to play Spot the Lima Lemur. It feels like scalpels in my kidneys, these little tiny children that you are, you peel my eyes, dig your nails in my brain through the eyesockets begging to play Spot the Lima.
Ok.
How to play Spot the Lima Lemur
Below is a map of Ohio (or Peru, depending). All you have to do is move your mousey pointer to where you think Lima is, then click your left mousey button. If you get location right, you'll be entered in our free prize draw to win two free flights to Lima. (This prize is open to residents of Lima only.) You don't have to be exact, as long as you're in the right area you'll be entered in the competition. The fact is, I haven't actually got a clue where Lima is, so whacking anywhere on the map should do.
Forgive the Lima Lemur, it knows so little.
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