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Awesome
Its Awesome, its great,
Its feckin fantastic,
Like knicker elastic,
Phenomenal.
It's awesome, groundbreaking,
I'm sick of you raking
the dregs from the barrel
For your self-justification.
Goodnight
(Applause)
Written by the 2nd Royal Guards Artillery (21st Century Fecks).
Poem 3b
Left a bit,
Just there,
No thats fine,
Keep going,
Shit, did you leave the microphone on?
Written by the 2nd Royal Guards Artillery (Poetry Division)
Bag of cats
Rebecca,
She's an animal when not pleased,
Like a bag of cats, plague of rats, scabby and diseased.
Rebecca,
is looking at me sternly, and words have been spoken,
I must shut the feck up says she, or both my legs be broken.
Written by the 2nd Royal Guards Artillery (Poetry Division).
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