The 2nd Royal Guards Artillery (Poetry Division) return from afar with inspiration and bad poetry. They conclude their short sentence with period.
All poems should be read out loud accompanied by the sounds of nearby explosions and distant screams
Smacked up panda
Living in the woods
Smacked up panda
Packed a salamander
Fishing in the sea,
Fishing in the sea.
Lemur salad cob,
Fried Lemur on a bed of lightly salted rice,
Lemur noodle soup,
Lemur in black bean sauce,
Lemur cigarettes,
Lemurs can achieve up to 48 miles per gallon.
Lemur pie,
Roast Lemur with boiled potatoes and vegetables,
Lemur flavour crisps,
Can-o-Lemur,
Potent Lemur wine,
Lemurs can vary between 16 and 24 volts.
Folk rock
Ohhhhhhh.
Rebecca's K is huge,
It's really impressively massive,
I'd be very surprised if you can see where it ends,
Even if you got right up close,
It is, Rebecca's K is phenomenal.
Ohhhhhhh.
Rebecca's K is enormous,
The BFG would be put to shame and,
I think Captain Kirk, would lose his shirt,
If he bet his sensors could track it.
Sure, Spock would find it fascinating.
Ohhhhhhhh.
Rebecca's K is big,
Its true size is undetermined,
And i can tell you truly, when she finds out,
That i've told you all this, she's gonna have my balls and string me up,
its gonna be a right old nightmare.