Foolio Poem
Smacked up panda
Living in the woods
Smacked up panda
Packed a salamander
Fishing in the sea,
Fishing in the sea.
Written by the 2nd Royal Guards Artillery (Department Fool).
Too Far
Lemur salad cob,
Fried Lemur on a bed of lightly salted rice,
Lemur noodle soup,
Lemur in black bean sauce,
Lemur cigarettes,
Lemurs can achieve up to 48 miles per gallon.
Lemur pie,
Roast Lemur with boiled potatoes and vegetables,
Lemur flavour crisps,
Can-o-Lemur,
Potent Lemur wine,
Lemurs can vary between 16 and 24 volts.
Written by the 2nd Royal Guards Artillery (Poetry Division)(Section Lemur).
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Ode to Rebecca's K
Folk rock.Ohhhhhhh.
Rebecca's K is huge,
It's really impressively massive,
I'd be very surprised if you can see where it ends,
Even if you got right up close,
It is, Rebecca's K is phenomenal. Ohhhhhhh.
Rebecca's K is enormous,
The BFG would be put to shame and,
I think Captain Kirk, would lose his shirt,
If he bet his sensors could track it.
Sure, Spock would find it fascinating. Ohhhhhhhh.
Rebecca's K is big,
Its true size is undetermined,
And i can tell you truly, when she finds out,
That i've told you all this, she's gonna have my balls and string me up,
its gonna be a right old nightmare.
Written by the 2nd Royal Guards Artillery (Poetry Division).
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