El News Mankey
Um, this place aint been touched in ages, and theres tiny virtual cobwebs everywhere. I meen, the man, he was bored one night, ok, senor. Cannot blame the monkey, nooo.
The 2nd Royal Guards Artillery (Poetry Division)
See the Lima Lemur, hear it cry.
Mr Thomas Edward Handley
The Imaginary News Network
Emotional Zebra
Look! Great! The sun! Aww, that's absolutely brilliant that is. Wow, it's so big and yellow. I love the sun soooo much.
A brief word of warning : This site might contain things that may offend, assuming you find them offensive. There are words here that I would be shocked to hear from the mouths of filthy dogs.
The Big Pipe Priest sucks truth through the arse of justice.
Much ado about Woomph.
The Life & Times of A Tractor.
A new thing I haven't written yet.
The Baboon of Fortune
What will come, and what has been, I do not know, and have not seen, and I'm the Baboon of Fortune.
You should probably be aware that this place is little but a repository for my late-night boredom (mostly circa 1998), so most of the stuff in here is rubbish. I do enjoy myself though, particularly if I've received a nice picture of a monkey
or a guy playing an accordian, I need more of those. Or perhaps a donkey, wearing a hat. Or an old woman dancing. Or a sheep in a satchel. Or another monkey. Am i still here?